Advantages of One-sided-Love

 Hello Buddies,

A long time since I distanced myself to the daily life sermons and you might be feeling the essence of that as well. No worry as I am back with a new topic , which is very much associated to you or was associated to you once.
Hitherto, we often listen the jinx of those who could not express themselves  and turn Devdas one or another day. They are mocked off for their reticence and are loser forever.  Myriads of us de facto belong to this category only.  The sort of adoration-cum- affection is defined as "one-sided love".  The griefs of OSL (one sided lover) are countless and I am not here to amplify them . But, let us flash torch on some of the advantages of OSL.

Countless : The very first benefit of one sided violates all love principles including one that love happens only once in life.  This weird rule can hamstring only couples or two way lovers , and OSLs are independent of this. You can love as many time as you wish and either in asynchronous or in parallel being a OSL.


No Perversion : You can love anyone either of same gender or of cross gender and No-genders too are not exempted. You can see your god (literally : Rabb) in a chit to the one who has gird up his loins for his  obsequy - no issue.The reason being is obscurity of your love.

Perspicacity  : While in efforts to chase and know more of one whom you love one sided , in disguised fashion , you might have puffed out many a time with  incessant perspiration, but slowly you will notice that you are turned more perspicacious and cautious ( trained while your efforts not to caught while chasing) and this is an indirect advantage of your being OSL.

Needn't to be Robust : As you are only a OSL , you needn't to show off your manliness (indeed madness) everywhere for the safeguard of your beloved one.

Ubiquity :  The pairs are made in heaven is yawning concept and you have ubiquitous options for one end love.  Its not gonna to be  a shortage until embark with unnecessary bottlenecks for the purpose.

Not much yearning : You need not to listen unnecessary blabbers  of your beloved ( because as of now you are listening mine  :D) and you can fine tune it as per your wish.
 Also , after segregation (when did the association happened !!) , your efforts are not much futile (compare to those of couples) and you can switch to next option after a short break .

So , proud to be OSL !!!!

No.. No .. I am NOT.

The Alma mater Disclaimer

With the absolute commercialization of studies and in particular Engineering Studies are mushroomed ubiquitously. It seems that number of institutes and their quality pedagogy are making rectangular hyperbolic (for technical geeks , a hyperbola with eccenticity 1.414) relation.

i.e ; Number of institutes X Quality Education = Constant.

Now that the studies are left on the mercy of luck and incidences , there would be no surprise if students find such a disclaimer from their Alma mater .

All the studies or research during Engineering are fictitious . It has no relation with practical incidents of life.  Any relation of Engineering Studies to a person or a group of society will be purely coincidental.

Any niche job grabbed during studies would nowhere be concerned with institute and if this occurs, institute would not be responsible for it.

Pyaar ke side effects

PS : Do take it seriously if you don't have any other work :)

 If you wants anything from the deep of your heart , the environment will conspire to bring it for you .{Courtesy : Paul Kelho, stolen many a times viz OSO} . 

Right from the childhood (don't know when it begins) , He was magnetized by the God's Sunday Magnum opus - a creature with 23 pairs of XX chromosomes (read blonde)
The things remained changing and he let it change as partially-cum-requirement based atheist was not imbued by soft values and primarily the only one different Chromosome by then.  

They say - Love happens only once in life and more explicitly from SRK's KKHH : hum duniya main ek hi baar janam lete hai , marte bhi ek hi baar hai , humme pyaar bhi ek bhi hota hai aur shaadi bhi ek hi baar hota hai. But he thinks it happened to him time and again.
To him all silent , I emphasize all silent girls (sometime ladies too) who take daily bath, paint their moon alike face by 5 rupees Fair and Lovely (Possibly the moon alike face may be the outcome of Fair and Lovely but here I am not intended to endorse the product freebie) attract me , Provided they have one or more of these extra- curricula qualities.

- They are not meant to gulp down 24x7 and keep putting weight before their motherhood.
- More they are confined to 36-24-36 rule, more pretty and petite they are for endearment.
-Partial cladding voluptuous buxom are more eligible.
- Physically modern nymphs , but are NOT expected to have brain.

So because of one quality or more he tossed my many nights  cheering up for the numerous came in life. Weather it be one sided or both-sided , love is love and it rejects one time love theory clearly in him and his kinda many cases.

But one common thing nuances in each short-n- medium duration love is that the female actor enters with bang initially being Suryamukhi (i.e Sunflower).
By the half time she turns Chandramukhi (Moon faced) don't be disillusioned with one who is in Devdas. Later, all love (as if it was earlier !!!) to the eve of end , mostly when one or both side purposes are served craps and one finds her aura like Jwalamukhi (Volcano)- So where is the moon???


 The sufferers (if unmarried till the accident happened) having no other choice are forced for another vicious circle of such love - called marriage and if accident happened to married - the jinx suffocate them forever.