I tried writing this last night on the eve of independence day. This is my endeavor to present an idea how our leaders address the mob. I named the title upon being influenced by movie ' The King's Speech'
August 14, 2013 New Delhi, 7,Race Course Road. Prime Minister's Residence.
"Is it unavoidable to give a speech?" the uncomfortable old man said, "You know, I hate to talk."
"But you are the Prime minister," the young man said, " You've DONE it before. It's ONLY the Independence Day. And I am here, your speech-writer. Why worry?"
The PM remained anxious.
The writer continued, "It's mostly school kids who attend. So, There will be no Q&A at the end. Unfurl the flag, stand for the national anthem, take the gun salute, read the speech and you are done!!"
"Everyone gets a holiday on Independence Day," the PM said, "why can't I?"
The speech-writer was speechless. After sometime he replied "No, you are not alone, Bangalore is always with you. Most of the IT people too don't get the holiday'.
"So, Should we talk about the content?" the writer said, "what do you want to focus on?"
" How about the killing inflation? People are truly sick of it," the writer said.
"Not sure if they are" the PM said " "I never buy anything. Sonia Mam does it for me and People make the payment. So, I can't talk about inflation. Any other?"
"Corruption?" The Speech writer suggested.
"Corrupt who?" the PM said.
"Aren't Politicians and Officials? " the writer said.
"But they are VIPs. The law is NOT the same ,You better understand" the PM said.
He continued " Have you ever seen any high-profile official in jail for corruption? I don't like to make false promises"
"Of course," the writer said and cleared his throat, "How about Naxal's disturbance ? Just talk to show you care and talk about solving the issues, of course."
"Is that my job?" the PM said.
"You are the prime minister. The most powerful person in the country. the writer said.
"Stop making fun of me" the PM said, "other topics?"
"India-Pakistan relations" the writer said.
"Sonia Mam will not permit for this" the PM said.
The writer was as silent as remains his PM in mob.
The writer stretched his arms out. "I'm out of ideas. You suggest me, sir. We don't have much time."
"General topics" the PM said, "just make it broad enough that there is no controversy. But make it bit interesting so that the guards and kids don't sleep" the PM said.
The writer nodded.
The PM explained, "Like talk about poverty reducing it, of course. And education. And stuff like we won't tolerate injustice and inequality.
Oh, and use the word superpower a couple of times just don't mention a specific issue "
"Thank you sir, You made my task easy.Only thing I need to do is to copy-paste Pst several years speeches" the writer was happy and so was his PM "You need not to even read that. I guess you remember them too"
The PM said " In MOBOCRACY, it's practice that make you PERMANENT . Ain't? "
The writer pretended to understand . " Ok Sir , I wish you best wishes. Unleash the PM within you tomorrow. Good night! "
The PM showed him the least-often smile.
