How to become social in 30 days

Sounds like a book? Of course this is - the one I could not get online & I am in dire need of it .

I am a desolate lunatic who was hitherto happy with what he does- extremely happy in fact!
Stepped in corporate life, bereaved the old friends ; but priorities never changed or allow me rephrase it - I never let them changed as long as I was happy .
But, now I am accused by many of not being ' social' . I always tried to get rid of mob I evade parties, functions and social hobnobs - so my this' inability' of not being social is making me quadriplegic me in almost all corners.
It's not that I did not try to come out of the box, it's not that I am arrogant or egoistic - but 'something' inside me encumbers me to give a plastic wry smile to strangers.
I am cocoon in my world, but who cares what the hell are you doing in your own den.?
 Whenever I tried to get new friends (I believe no other word is lexicon-ed so far for this relation from friend market) - whenever I tried to give the blanket of this sort of notorious shroud- something inside me pushed me back to my position.
I am happy at my position and seems the circumstances work in my favor , but they say I am 'estrange' - i need to be social - they said and of course they are ALL in this world.
So girding up my loin today , I searched today 'How to become social in 30 days.pdf'' and I ended with zilch. I am helpless ! Please pass me this book  if you have.

Adjective & Adverbs

 I am going through grammar and I believe I am very much fascinated about the usage of adjectives and adverbs than I was ever been to. They add elixir to anything in this mortal world. 'You are beautiful' Who doesn't wanna listen this. I am not an exception. Truth seems invincible but, the adjectives & adverbs subdue truth many a times.
Recollecting my past and sneaking to the present , i reckon the more the person is successful in his or her life , the more he or shes has incorporated these words in daily life. These words create magic, expedite your work, bolster you to be social  and .. list is never lasting.
The only truth from what these magic words can never depart, is that many a times both the speaker and the listener are aware that the adjectives /adverbs being used are derailing far from 'the truth' . But, this too is a 'truth' !!
I am not into medical, So I am not to vouchsafe what hormones from which gland start oozing out when the magnificently phrased these words (mixed with adjectives and adverbs) strike to our ear drums- but i am sure something ekes out .
Your laxity of using these words frequently (particularly in case when you confront females and she asks how she is looking)  - can certainly bring havoc. (PS : don't try it!)


Nevertheless, for the days to come, I have decided one thing for sure that ia m going to use these adjective/adverbs based cliches as frequent as I use ' f' words during my anxieties.
Wish me all the best!

Some coerced me an asinine.

My attempt to express the thoughts of the brave girl who was a victim of the heinous Delhi rape case .

Some said I gotta be fine
Some coerced me an asinine.

Wasn't I told sometimes beauteous?
A beam on face and kindness enormous.
Happiness would've been all mine.
Wish I'd averted those swine.

Some said I gotta be fine
Some coerced me an asinine.

Traveling bus and my strangulating cries.
Uncladded me , gazed dozens of eyes.
Bare body was sobriquet to anonymity .
Ashamed I , Crumbs! I belonged 'the fraternity'
Several deaths occurred in mine.

Some said I gotta be fine
Some coerced me an asinine.

Cur politics and  a while loathes for 'them'.
Can conviction bring back my shame?
'We' are hitherto an object,  fenced and fastened.
Own psyche siblings are lecherous, insane.
Preferably, death only will leave me 'pristine'.
Some said I gotta be fine
Some coerced me an asinine.