Kejriwal's Resignation Speech In 'Raanjhana' Style

Arvind Kejriwal resigned today as CM of Delhi. He was damn frustrated for not getting adequate support for the much talked 'Lokpal' .
Let's see how could have he delivered his resignation speech if he would have tried that in 'Raanjhana' Style. :P


Bas Itni Hi  Kahani Thi Meri....

Ek Team Tha Jo Sab kuchh Badalana Chahta Tha

Aur Kuchh Log The, Jo Ab Bhi Iss
Ummid me the Ki Saayad 'Kachra' Saaf ho Jayega

Ek Aadmi Tha Jo Bhookhe Sota Tha
Ek Media thi, Jo Bikti Rahti Thi.
Ek-do Kagazi Sher the, Jo Palati Marte Rahte The

Meri IIT Ki degree thi,
Mera Achhi Jindagi Thi,
Aur Fan Group Tha , Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe.

Ek Hamara Career Tha,
Jo Hame Chhod Chuka Tha.

Aur Ek Hamara Seena Tha,
Jisme Abhi Bhi Aag Bachi Thi .

Ek Apna Desh Tha, Jahan Sab 'Barbaad' ho Rahe The
Honesty aur Transparency, Jahan Sab Riste Tod Rahe The.

Log The..Unke Paas Bangla Tha, Motor Tha, Paisa tha
Par....... ArMaa Nahi tha..

Mere Seene Ki Aag Yaa Toh Mujhe Jinda Kar Sakti Thi
Ya Fir Mujhe Mar Sakti Thi

Par Saala Ab Gutter mein Jaye Kaun,
Kaun Fir Se Mehnat Kare,
'Jhaadu' Lagane Ko,
'Corruption' Mitane Ko

Ek Robot PM Tha, Jiska Control Ek Aurat Ke Pass Tha
Ek Aur Robot Tha, Jiske Memory card me Sirf 'women empowerment' Tha

Ek 'Sheela' Thi, Jo Ab 'Jawan' Nahi Thi.
Par 'Dilli' Se Uski Ankahi 'Dillagi' Thi

Election Tha.... Party Thi.....Politics Thi....
Delhi Ki 'Kurshi' Bhi Thi.... Par Ajadi Nahi Thi

Mere Pass Josh Tha, Jo Thandha Pad Raha Tha
Saayad 'Jhaadu' Lagane Ka, Utna Anubhav Nahi Tha.
Gutter Ki Safai Ke Liye Maine,  'Kachro' Se hi Dosti Kar Li Thi

Ab Dilli Ki Sardi Bardast Nahi Hoti...
Agar Log Vote Dein , To Mahadev Ki Kasam Wapas Aa Jayenge...

Par Nahi.....Saala Abhi Mood Nahi Hai.
Resign Karne Me Hi Sukh Hai.
Kurshi Chhodne Me Hi Bhalai Hai.

Par Aayenge Kissi Roz, Issi gutter Mein 'jhadu' Uthane Ko,
Isi politics Mein Daud Lagane Ko,
'Janlokpaal' Ke Ishq me Fir Se Paagal Ho Jaane Ko..


Courtesy :  just changed the original dialogue .