Mother India!
With a very deep grudge in my heart , with the apologies for the beseeches I am going to make for your offspring & with the extreme shame for my indifference to the same herd mentality , I am expressing here my rant-and-raves to you. Words may not be exact but I know you will understand the notion.
Undoubted are your purity and sacredness, but you can't persist to be so much longer. If offspring commit mistakes, the mother has to bear with all of them later on. But, your offspring are committing blunders with maturer reflection and are doing it perpetually . No, my intention is not to make aware of what is happening around because you are more acquainted than I am . It is just my way of expressing my concerns that will lighten my burden . Pardon me for being selfish in this.
Your offspring have taken undue advantages of your innocence. They emulate you in quietness when they require it selling the fame of your morality , your greatness and your grand heritages. If we talk of our snail pace growth that left us behind many contemporary freed nations , your offspring make an excuse of moral values they ostensibly preserved. When we talk of population burst, again the moral values perseverance becomes the shield. When we talk of religious robbery , moral values that they protected helps them to raise the head up.
I just want to urge you that if preserving this moral stuff is actually pushing us behind the other 'immoral nations' , then can't you be bit more liberal and allow us too to be 'immoral' . I know you had no concern for this ever but your offspring had it always. Your morally educated offspring are not leaving any stone unturned - they are second best rapist, they are second best masculine (see the whooping number), they are least bothered to physical paraphernalia (can survive with 28 bucks too) but still luxuriated the life with not much tension. Your offspring are genuine smart work believer (hard workers are peasants - they are not so with immense pride !) .
I search my room and could not find a single object - neither the fan nor the safety pin- that your offspring ever devised or made - but see how 'smart' they are in saving your treasury that everywhere they affectionately label your name. Your offspring are real intelligent - each one is born with not with a potential of engineer-cum-manager-singer-cum-writer-cum-painter . Whose child has such a all-in-one quality . What a real Leonardo da Vincis are your offspring! Sorry ! I didn't mention medical and political knowledge and leadership instinct (I guess I am not undermining this important value) in 'cum' to glue with because these are the skills mandatory available in each one of your offspring effortlessly.
Now that I have praised them so , allow me not to be miser for the few left ones. They are the best citizen of the world making largest democracy (Nah! I am not saying it mobocracy). They house all sorts of -ism : Caste-ism, regionalism, religion-ism, racism,nepotism ,communal ism altogether but still all are brothers and sisters . (I remember the school pledge - India is my country. All Indians are my brothers and sisters..... am sure many used to skip this second line for their personal reasons).
Your offspring don't let their kins behind and move in unison. They have developed a reservation system (they have just got it 49% soon they will improve in this numerical value too) for ensuring each one together in the unison. What happened if they failed to bring the backward ones to the front - equality can be brought other way too . Bring the front ones to back by devising a system (I remember a device with similar properties called 'Com-pander' - bear with my irrelevant attempt to be techie). Quiet Easy na! I would congrats your offspring for this success at least .
So where was I ? Yes , I was jotting down you my concerns (complaints actually) to your offspring. But , I could not count any . I am sorry . I was misguided to bring-forth the complaints . Your offspring are impeccable!
{The author is an idiot , who does never mind if his friends may take his blabbers offensive . Of Course, his words can't be ignored for his inadvertence]
[The title got its name because author was watching Kristen Stewart's Speak while he was writing this.]
With a very deep grudge in my heart , with the apologies for the beseeches I am going to make for your offspring & with the extreme shame for my indifference to the same herd mentality , I am expressing here my rant-and-raves to you. Words may not be exact but I know you will understand the notion.
Undoubted are your purity and sacredness, but you can't persist to be so much longer. If offspring commit mistakes, the mother has to bear with all of them later on. But, your offspring are committing blunders with maturer reflection and are doing it perpetually . No, my intention is not to make aware of what is happening around because you are more acquainted than I am . It is just my way of expressing my concerns that will lighten my burden . Pardon me for being selfish in this.
Your offspring have taken undue advantages of your innocence. They emulate you in quietness when they require it selling the fame of your morality , your greatness and your grand heritages. If we talk of our snail pace growth that left us behind many contemporary freed nations , your offspring make an excuse of moral values they ostensibly preserved. When we talk of population burst, again the moral values perseverance becomes the shield. When we talk of religious robbery , moral values that they protected helps them to raise the head up.
I just want to urge you that if preserving this moral stuff is actually pushing us behind the other 'immoral nations' , then can't you be bit more liberal and allow us too to be 'immoral' . I know you had no concern for this ever but your offspring had it always. Your morally educated offspring are not leaving any stone unturned - they are second best rapist, they are second best masculine (see the whooping number), they are least bothered to physical paraphernalia (can survive with 28 bucks too) but still luxuriated the life with not much tension. Your offspring are genuine smart work believer (hard workers are peasants - they are not so with immense pride !) .
I search my room and could not find a single object - neither the fan nor the safety pin- that your offspring ever devised or made - but see how 'smart' they are in saving your treasury that everywhere they affectionately label your name. Your offspring are real intelligent - each one is born with not with a potential of engineer-cum-manager-singer-cum-writer-cum-painter . Whose child has such a all-in-one quality . What a real Leonardo da Vincis are your offspring! Sorry ! I didn't mention medical and political knowledge and leadership instinct (I guess I am not undermining this important value) in 'cum' to glue with because these are the skills mandatory available in each one of your offspring effortlessly.
Now that I have praised them so , allow me not to be miser for the few left ones. They are the best citizen of the world making largest democracy (Nah! I am not saying it mobocracy). They house all sorts of -ism : Caste-ism, regionalism, religion-ism, racism,nepotism ,communal ism altogether but still all are brothers and sisters . (I remember the school pledge - India is my country. All Indians are my brothers and sisters..... am sure many used to skip this second line for their personal reasons).
Your offspring don't let their kins behind and move in unison. They have developed a reservation system (they have just got it 49% soon they will improve in this numerical value too) for ensuring each one together in the unison. What happened if they failed to bring the backward ones to the front - equality can be brought other way too . Bring the front ones to back by devising a system (I remember a device with similar properties called 'Com-pander' - bear with my irrelevant attempt to be techie). Quiet Easy na! I would congrats your offspring for this success at least .
So where was I ? Yes , I was jotting down you my concerns (complaints actually) to your offspring. But , I could not count any . I am sorry . I was misguided to bring-forth the complaints . Your offspring are impeccable!
{The author is an idiot , who does never mind if his friends may take his blabbers offensive . Of Course, his words can't be ignored for his inadvertence]
[The title got its name because author was watching Kristen Stewart's Speak while he was writing this.]
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